Sunday, 12 August 2007

Monday, 6 August 2007

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GO MANDY GO!!!!! KÖP MANDYS KLÄDER PÅ CHIX i LINNÉ, ONE SIZE FITS ALL!!!

för jag vet att jag kommer å falla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y9_wtShKzM&mode=related&search=

thats kinda what im doing to u.


Annars, hänt extra idag! vaknade rätt sent, skulle träffat anton på moroonen för frukost at tiffanys, orka dock inte och satte snooze fram till klockan halv elva, dvs att ja bara sov med tio minuters intervaller hela dagen. tvättade bort lus schampot (yes, min lillasyster smittade mig, she likes to play with monkeys) sen cyklade vi till askim med anton och hans kusin och hans små kompisar. jag ville bara dö men sen visade det sig faktiskt vara rätt kul, de vart lite liv i dom små krabaterna, blev iputten av en liten okänd femåring på bryggan som tyckte jag fegade alldelles för mycke, samma kille stoppade mig från att komma upp ur vattnet på det minst sagt eleganta sättet att sätta sin fot i mitt ansiktet helt enkelt, eftersom han vart så liten ville ja dock inte göra motstånd och kasta i honom med huvet före, det skulle nog kunnat klassas som pedofili och då hade sketungen säkert kunnat stämma mig på hundra miljarder. efter detta hookade vi upp med mandy, as in mandylovesme, the supercool brand soon to hit the stores and take the world with storm. roberto cavalli stand back biatch! bk och en milkshake blev de, hamburgaren fick vi gratis då dom inte gav anton nåt kvitto att signera! if theres anymore tastier in the world then a hamburger its a FREE hamburger!sen drog vi till kals för att köpa tandkräm ( ett påhitt min farsa kommit upp med då han tycker att ja faktiskt borde bli mer självständig och hjälpa till lite i hushållet. mina damer och herrar, ja måste from nu köpa min egna tandkräm till mitt badrum. och tandkräm e cp billigt, 15 spänn på kals! ja hade med mig 70 för säkerhets skull, men icke.) jacks place våldgästades senare, faktiskt jävligt trevligt att sitta där på balkongen och passiv röka menthol ciggar medans hjärtan lättades. paris hilton e tydligen ful oxå. men dom kan inget. nikkes balkong blev det sist, jack honkade på och det blev äcklig prutt slime färdig eldorado guacamole mix med 0.7 % avocado i. seriöst, köp den aldrig, ja lovar att man kan tapetsera om lägenheten med den. cp mysigt, nikke dricker dock tjej öl och hurtar sig så ja kände mig som världens val när ja satt där breve och knapra nachos. men skitsamma, ja har ju redan pojkvän så ja behöver inte se bra ut ELLER HUR ANTON;)!nu ska ja spela wow. peace.

Monday, 5 February 2007

oh sooooo


well, the past 2 days, what have ive done? like nada man. okey, yesterday, woke up, did some marketing, bought some slaad and like a kilo of lemons. mmm, lemons. GOD I ADORE LEMONS!!!!then i went home, sat by the internet, watching some OC and Naruto, then i went to aupair meeting, was thinking about taking the bus since i had eaten so many chocolate crepes ( wch i made myself, okey, the smet was already done but i had to frie them babys!!!)and so i sat there waiting and waiting, i had my super cool sunglasqses on and everything. halv hour later i found out that the hours i was reading from were only valuable from monday til saturday, and ysterady was sunday... so i took the bike, went good, love susing down hill with the wind in my hair and everything, plus its good excersice so watta heck. the supernice girls waited for m, we ate quiche, a bunch of my favourite candy, u know fizzy bottles and kanelbullar and those juicy ones? while watching hunddtricket of course, so so movie, i like mario and alexander skarsgard dock. then i went home, and fell a sleep. no acctually, before that i spoke to u and u were all dissin witch im not used to, im used to being able to treat u like my disktrasa and that u still hang in there tryin to tear dow my walls. but u didnt, so i had the blues played some guitar and then went to sleep. with my clothes on. and i didnt brush my teeth. i guess its called depression or whatever. then i woke up at 10 30, coast clear, noones at home, i dont know why but they bug me out if there home, then u gotta like smile and pretend to be happy, otherwise theyll like deport u i think and i dont wanna take that chance, nohooo, no way, im staying here all summer, thats whatt im here for. then some more internet, talked to u, settled a date, darn i dont live in marseille, or btw, thats good, cause marseille really sucks but it would have been cheaper airtickets and now ypur like coming here for my birthday i hope and then well be happy bunch again. cant wait to get u into my bedroom:) ill look teh door, order roomservice and youll never be aloud to go out. your task will be kissing me for the whole two weeks, if your nice and dont talk to much ill even alough u to go to the bathroom^^ but only on special accoauins!! and then i didnt do anything, got kiddo, did the ususal kiddo stuff, we went to that freaky depot venete again, hate that place, all u do is stare and then we went home and now ive watched some jessica parker movie wich was not so good, i liked her friend though, shes a bit like me. or not.and then i made a rule list and tejped a really skinny girl next to it. its beach 2007 soon, and also i got my carrier to think about... darn crepes. btw anton, i really really REAAAALLY miss u, and thats why i go a bit insane sometimes, even though its harsch words and evil thoughts coming out of my mouth its only because i love u and miss u soooo much. im sorry buts thats who i am. your my best friend. tomorow is wow day:)

Saturday, 3 February 2007

im wide awake, its morning


im wade awake, its not morning

koka kola pumpin thru my veins


^^

mandy spinks we look like eachother....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOrUzN35Z8

Ill be a martyre for the sake of having fun


sooooo, tryin to keep up to my newyears resolution, its better too late then never guys, so dont judge me.well well, what did we dooo? yeeah, i got my salery, thats cool although i had to pay for the language courses, not so cool, but obviously they had forgotten (or because i paid to soon) that i had chosen the fractioned payment, so i got off 25 euros much cheaper:D and that called for a ceebration, im no longer too cool for school and we ended quite resonably, just that new wierd chick in my class tryin to replace my friend Maria... thats sooooo not gonna happen dude, so just dont bother man. Got a bit warmer now though, due to my extra cash and my bigboned body that wont alove to go near any of the sales going on right about now i celebrated the missforgiving of france langue with a big bag of cookies and a bottle of their cheapest vodka:) and some sprite to i have to admit, cause i dont bare to swallow that shit just like that; no no, the glory days are over i tell the....at least for now, we never know...anyway, then i watched the kiddo til his parents got back from school, chill, we made tshirt printing, he painted his white tshirt with big red plums.... looks kinda scary since it looks like hes been on a killing spree and never got the chance to wash himself off before wanting to play with the playdough, but at least hes happy and his parents thought it looked adorable and cool. at least they said so.... anyhoooooow, got dressed, xent to the station and hooked up with mandy there, she didnt recognize me due to my unforgivable wannabe Cat5 haircut, but its hair i mean, it could be worse, peppar peppar ta i trä.anyhow, on the train there was this wierd guy(why do i allways get stuck with the wierdos!?) who was giving us a high class sneak peak of his stripperella moves. not to recommend, then a guy with a ticketcontrol uniform shows up, never gotten that pale ever, i mean, it was nine in the evening, do they even work then!?he didnt check the tickets but to be on the sure side i hid in the toilet. very classy, stayed there just until we arrived to nice. the toilet went cluck manytimes... after arriving we had our partyposse:p waiting, sara and sophie and we went to lisas to go party before heading out, cause its expensive with booze here in clubs, and waynes is not known to have generous public wanting to support my future wallet.anyhow, lisas was great, scary elevator though, hate those birdcages that u only can be like 3 peeps in.The beforeparty (is that how its called?) was great, emma and klara fom london were there, we played some corny but funny drinking game, my liver must be going on some strong pain killers cause i didnt feel a thing, or maybe its somekind of conspiracy between everyone against me trying to calm my drinking down, replacing my vodka with water behind my back...i gotta install some videosuveliance kameras...those kitchy ones they have on all the trains... anyway, i did not get drunk, waynes was closed but we meat some cool swedish dudes from gothenburg, we knew they were swedish cause we all are high fashionistats comparing to french dudes, and then we meat them up in a bar called mcdonalds or something, lot of cute guys and girs there, meat some cool bondi beach chicks and a guy wanted to start a fight cause he thought i was not french enough for him and then a guy bought me tequila and said i spoke really good french an then i gave him my msn and then we went home to crash at sohpies appartment, many thanks u guys and then we woke up, went to breakfast at their amasing ocean wiev appartement and then we went shopping i bought a green surf tshirt and a bigmac and company and sara bought a happymeal and got the strangest toy saying quiiiiiiiiiiiii and then we went to liberthe and had some samba and then we went home and now im here, ive removed the tequila guy( i mean he gave me a drink, not a kidney) and im all alone and i have crepes remixe in the fridge but im too lazy to do anything.btw nutella on microwaved bread is neat. and also i think im slipping away from you.

Thursday, 18 January 2007

shes just far better then me...

its not in nöd and lust, its only in lust. I dont wanna drag u down anymore, sugar, were going down.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mKpuk8YxI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=d6Sjx9KD8y4

But then again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DzoANs5F5E&mode=related&search=

Oh gosh, why cant I be dull and calm and see things as they are, in grey shapes forever?

I guess we can allways be friends.

What the heck, fuck it all, lets just:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM71Vx_LtFI

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

jag vill inte

I thought I could prove you're wrong and
I thought I could change that mind of yours
You go back to where you belong now
You go back you're not safe with me anymore
Stop looking for perfection
Stop looking for an easy way to my heart
You keep moving in the wrong direction
You keep fooling yourself while we're falling apart
My baby's gone blind he can't tell
The difference between love and hell
It's ok you may go right away
You're finally free from my spell
(free from my spell)
So give me one good reason why I'm needed tomorrow
One reason to be here when you wake up
Fingers numb and my eyes so hollow
But hey, you can try to talk me out of giving up
My baby's gone blind he can't tell
The difference between love and hell
It's ok you may go right away
You're finally free from my spell
If I'd do it all over
Wouldn't throw it all away
'couse it's taking us nowhere
And you're finally free from the spell you can't see
I'm asking for your full attention
I'm asking, do you know why people stay on
You won't get far with your good intentions
We won't get far and you're better off on your own
I got sick of setting the standards
I found a challenge in trying to hit a new low
Grew tired of being the commander
Anything to get a reaction
But I should have known
That my baby's gone blind he can't tell
The difference between love and hell
It's ok you may go right away
You're finally free from my spell
My baby's free from my spell
'said hey, my baby is free from my spell
Now my baby's gone blind he can't tell
The difference between love and hell
It's ok you may go right away
You're finally free from my spell
My baby's gone blind he can't tell
The difference between love and hell
It's ok you may go right away
You're finally free from my spell
If I'd do it all over
Wouldn't throw it all away
'couse it's taking us nowhere
And you're finally free from the spell you can't see

Friday, 5 January 2007

=/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8yJfdQBvco&mode=related&search=

I am too sexy for my 33 inch jeans

Too much junk in the trunk, oh yes, its possible

Fuck itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Why is it so fucking hard!!!!!????




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niiSZkpCw7U


I guess i shouldnt bother, its so mainstream to be worriyng about your weight, pinching them flappy arms and going up tortyre early in the morning to go run with the yesterday partypeople and newspaperguys. I mean; take a look at this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apPakwaURaI&mode=related&search=
Its not so bad is it:p?
I guess if im gonna work it this way the only thing i have to do is to buy a 10 time pass to the nearest solarium and go mama africa, dreads and everything:)

fuck

I just remebered I go shrimp everytime im in the sun.Darn.























Well, no more booze for u annis.

Thursday, 4 January 2007

One last thing, or one thing to begin this friday morning?





Just had to cut that in before going to bed, one of the cleanest dudes theres is.


Forget about labour, its time to wake the neighbours!!!!!!!!!

Cause russian girls DO have more fun?



Hello there again, keeping up to my new years resolution, its flying fuck i have to write in english though, i love swedish but this fucking keyboard doesnt.... but hey, i guess its more international this way aswell, its not allways emo. sooooooo to begin, i woke up around 10 this morning (DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!) to dress the kid up.but I didnt want to, so i ignored it and went back to sleep hoping that the grand parents would dress him up, but as they like hate him ( or is it me they hate?)they told him to go wake me up so that he would be dressed for lunch ( i missed breakfast, they eat around 7ish, and thats like my REM sleep, we dont wanna mess with that). So i dragged myself up to go dress the little devil, and we had lunch in the big dining room, some kind of frenchfood, ratatouille, thats like vegetables fired up and the grand father had obviously made it with a twist from spain, baskien. so he had put eggs in it. I ate it aswell, cause in their family u have wierd times to eat, u eat at seven (when im not awake) and then u eat lunch around 12, and then u wait until 19 to eat again!!! thats 7 hours with no food!!! and u cant sneak peak in the fridge cause everything they got there sucks!!!WHO THE HELL BUYS YOUGHURT THAT SMELLS, TASTES AND LOOKS LIKE HAIRGEL!!!!????and not even some cool hairgel like surfhair but that cheap old supermarket hairgel where u buy a bucket of 3 kilo for 5 bucks. IUUUH!!!so i cant eat, cause everything they have besides the haircreamyoughurt is candy and cookies, like all ordinary french guys. So i went to mcdonalds:p yes i did, but dont judge me, cause i did NOT order the big meal, i settled for the medium fries and coke...:) and i read some shakespear there aswell, just to draw a line from me and all the other ordinay fatsos. sad but true there wasnt any fatsos, french kids must have like the best acid in the whole world, they eat and eat and eat and nothing ever stays on them; im telling u, i cant even buy ordinary clothing here, they dont have my size!!!! now i dont have any more time,cause i gotta sleep to wake up and dress my little dude up. hell be fashionable tomorrow, cause its friday then and friday were in love. oh darn it allready is friday, oh well, im in love.

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

Annis goes...annis goes... well, i dont know wha annis goes, but shes going something!!!!



Allrighty then, i guess this is where it all begins, I made a new years resolution, I would start keeping a diary, cause my memory is way too fucked up to try and keeping a record on everything ive done, wich is kinda sad, cause i mean, i like being nostalgic, it was all better before and in the end, when your bones are cracking, your skin is more wrinklish than the prunes in aunt petunias fruitcake and your ass is hanging way over there in the corner, memories is all u have. Or do i really wanna get that old? Do i realy need my memories? I mean, how fun is it to never be able to do the stuff u did before?And what kind of peeps is it that live that long, i have never seen any cool elderly except for in that video of that band i cant remember the name of. Im too lazy to check it up. They made one song called lifestyle of the rich and the famous. if anyones interested. anyway, as i sad, no cool people live to be that long, except for mick jagger, and i mean, take a look at him, not to mention queen elisabeth.but shes not cool.or rocknroll. we take her of the list emmediatly, pardon my mistake. God, this is getting a bit to long, i dont feel like hanging around here anymore. See ya tommorow instead, and well dig deeper in the elderly quests. or any quests u want, i bored, thats really why im writing this fucking blog. or maybe not.
Peace, love and icecream